The rest will dress themselves. "Ever have an accident?" Especially popular among t...A large number of Wyatt Earps have been found in a town near the CIA's area 51 alien catching centre. Read what happens next in this…

(Many were even self-penned!) Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts… so I did. The woman, De Miller, can she bring fortitude and live?

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Enjoy! 13 Funny Campfire Stories You’ll Want to Share This Summer Charlotte Hilton Andersen Updated: Jul. A short story about Cash Johnson, a sheriff, and Charlie Bucker, a bank robber and unhinged man, set in the hot wild-west of Arizona. "Nope.
Three weeks later, a donkey walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. Q: Why is "The Wave" banned in War Memorial Stadium? "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! Chapter Four My p***y is so big that I'll give $100 to anyone who has something that I can't take." Chapter one | Chapter two

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You've never had any accidents." These campfire stories are either funny from start to finish, or appear to be scary but finish with a silly ending.

The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home.

“I know I seem to always getting into the thick of things with outlaws and what-not,” said the Lone Ranger, “but at heart I’m really more of an introvert." In a world gone to hell, a man journeys through the desert. Welcome To Bordello Falls - Home of the All-You-Can-Eat Tortilla Soup Buffet A few miles from the destination, Ginger halted. The preacher finally finished and came down to ask the cowboy how he liked the sermon.

Prejudice and hate lead to deadly consequences when two drifters try to run a Chinaman out of town.

So I did.

The railroad was coming to town! He grabs a flashlight and, that too, is sucked in. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions. [NOTE: My novel, "An American Love Song in Survival Japanese" has recently been published on… Ah'd be mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play 'Achy Breaky Heart' fur me bahfore ah hafta go."

Tempers flair when an once-in-a-century rain floods the plot of land, the barn, and the house, drowning the livestock.

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the setting is in texas where groups of people in the west texas area are now exploring towards the east. Shot and left for dead by three bank robbers, Dewey Gibson has no food, has a wound that's becoming infected, and is a week's walk to the nearest town. They are much shorter than the ‘Sunset Stories’ that are also part of my Portfolio.

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And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!" After murder and theft, talkative outlaw meets the Kid in saloon in late 1870's. Jan 7, 2020 - Explore Kurt Haden's board "Cowboy humor", followed by 125 people on Pinterest. Eight ounces of roasted gerbil meat contains all of the required ingredients to...We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

The bouncer is a blonde girl with a 'Billy-Club'. Everything you do will become more enjoyable. Funny Campfire Stories.

After killing the sheriff, the four men hole up in the saloon, drinking and busting up the place. The cowboy said, "I'm not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I'd feed him." Last DK Cowboy Stories.

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Riding for a cattle ranch might be rough work for a man even these days, but saddling up as a woman and expecting the same respect on the job is even tougher. The question What Next? A stop for a drink leads to a drinking contest with a life on the line. Harry is a trail boss leading caravans of people out west to search for their fortunes.
"Fellas! After a long Texas cattle drive, two cowboys seek relaxation and fun in a remote Mexican village, but instead, ride into mystery and terror. A short story about Cash Johnson, a sheriff, and Charlie Bucker, a bank robber and unhinged man, set in the hot wild-west of Arizona. Share them with your friends through Facebook, email, or other social media. "Yeah, I've been in here for a week," the voice says. "Well, you said in this form you were bitten by a snake once.

Read More # Chapter One Q: What does a Cowboys grad call a Broncos grad in 5 years? "Your name is written inside the cover." We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt .

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asks the bartender. The guy in the Yankees cap pays up, laughing and smiling, too. A: Boss! How long can he resist when his friends are cheated in a crooked card game and one is wounded confronting the gambler?